Bernine

an awesome girl with a cute bum that any guy would be really lucky to have, a bernine is also very rear and only a few were made she is thus highly sought after and when in possesion of one it is wise to take the best care of her as you possibly can. apart from her cute bum she has a killer smile and hugs that can make any bad day feel like your birthday. a bernine is what you would call marriage material and deffinitely the type of girl you would take home to meet your mum she is also an excellent kisser but to modest to admit it making her only more cute

if you think you found "the one": "i found my Bernine"
"that girl is really bernine"

Bernine by paashaas June 2, 2011

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Bernied

To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.

Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.

Bernied by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023