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The act of having sex with one of the locals and then later finding out that you have contracted HIV/AIDS and a string of other diseases.
ROD: You get a Bali Shag?
BOB: Almost...
ROD: Huh?
BOB: I brought one of the local sluts back to my hotel room and washed my hands and the bitch was totally amazed that water ran out of the tap. It totally freaked me out!!!
ROD: Eww man that's real dirty in a third world slut kinna way... So what you do?
BOB: The only thing I could, I paid her 1 dollar and threw her AIDS ridden ass over the hotel balcony down into the pool.
ROD: Lucky you did that man! 90% of the island has HIV! It's not worth having a Bali Shag, just fuck the tourist's man, at least they know what running water and soap is!
Bali Shag by The Moody Poet November 30, 2006

Kobaurora-Balis

This state of being happens when you feel and connect to the presence of Kobe Bryant, and achieve a shot in quarters or beer pong.
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe you made that shot!"

Person 2: "I know! I totally entered the Kobaurora-Balis!"

Balisong 

Also know as a butterfly knife. A blade with two swinging handles, can be opened one-handed. Flashy yet dangerous for the person flipping it around.
I tried to throw my closed balisong in the air and catch it when it opened, but instead I sliced of my pinky finger.
Balisong by MuzlFlash August 10, 2003

balistashit 

When a rhino(a guy) fucks you up the butt and you shit on its horn (his penis)

When someone is beating you by so much its balistashit

When you realized you just buttfucked your cousin
I was with Jake last night when I balistashited him

Man, your winning by so much its balistashit

Shit man, i just balistashited Emily
balistashit by The Jareds January 16, 2010

balistic 

my dad was being a crabass and went balistic on me for not doing the dishes.
balistic by goawaypls February 16, 2021

Balistic 

An Incredibly Scottish mini-mod who was the creator of the FNG Sims Group.

He is also a ratio merchant and is an excellent Junior Mod, and one day will be a great mod for the TheOfficialFNG Discord Server soon.
"ratio"

-Balistic, June 30, 2021, after he ratioed someone complaining about ratios