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astroglide surprise 

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.
If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.
astroglide surprise by hititlong January 6, 2006
An Astrocle is the uncomfortable feeling you get when one of your testicles slides up from your scrotum into your pelvic skin, it being named astrocle is a mix of the words "astronaut" and "testicle"
Damn dude, I just had an astrocle, that really hurt
Astrocle by KentuckyFriedHumans January 4, 2020
Having you legs over and each side of an object
The girl sat astride his body slipping down onto his penis
astride by Kie9123 June 13, 2016
The act of committing genocide than arson while holding hands
“Hey babe, wanna go commit Arocide?”
Arocide by C l o v e r January 13, 2022

Astroglide

extremely slick water-based personal lubricant that can greatly enhance handjobs and result in prompt ejaculation
Holy shit! Amy gave me an Astroglide handjob and I shot my load in about 30 seconds!
Astroglide by Marty October 23, 2003

astrokid 

Someone who sees the beauty in other worldly entities, his eyes see stars when others see dust particles. Astrokid recognizes that we all have a divine energy within ourselves and we can effectively alter our own fate. His mind is cosmic and beautiful, but no one tells him enough.
Edwin Honoret sees the complex beauty in the world, he's an Astrokid.
astrokid by edwintrash June 12, 2018