Assfumble 

Running into a man and dropping your things as a result. Mark Sanchez is prone to assfumbling, but an assfumble can happen on the street. Walking into a man and dropping your bag or running towards the line of scrimmage and hitting your offensive lineman in the ass, fumbilng.

Football Example: Mark Sanchez has the ball, he makes contact with his lineman, assfumble! Patriots have the ball! Patriots have the ball!

Everyday example: Man, I was walking to the store when I ran into a guy and totally assfumbled my phone.

Assfumble by Jesus Christ of the LDS December 6, 2012

covidiot assembler

A person who encourages social gatherings during the covid 19 pandemic when social distancing and self isolation is expected.

Why has that Covidiot assembler told all his followers to still keep coming to church?

covidiot assembler by NoPreach March 21, 2020

reddit assemble

Something an "edgy" cringe most likely teen says in a meme on Reddit like Reddit is an army or some shit.

Example:

Retard 1: ReDdIt BeTtEr ThAn InStAgRaM

Retard 2: no it's not

Retard 1: i'M pOsTiNg ThIs On ReDdIt To PrOvE yOu WrOnG rEdDiT aSsEmBlE!!!!

reddit assemble by Cecilie Jensen March 1, 2020

assumblossom 

a point of attention that when focused on reveals its own absence while continuously spawning new infinitely distant proportions unobservable duplicates of itself trying to be known as something when in actuality it is NOT.

All reside in the assumblossom, chase the assumblossom, assume it is and watch it blossom, then come around eventually to realize nothing was there except the assumblossom. chasing your tail the rabbit hole yin yang universe

assumblossom by didimentionall speak May 7, 2011

assemble fagitron

Two or more men inserting themselves into eachother. It's not gay sex, they are trying to assemble fagitron.

John Travolta wasn't trying to get that masseuse to have sex with him, he was trying to assemble fagitron. gay} fag butt fuck bf anal

assemble fagitron by Doc Bliss June 2, 2015

peaceably assemble 

Riot, loot, and raze businesses.

We are about to peaceably assemble at the local Nike store.

peaceably assemble by EMHC Grover June 4, 2020

assembler 

A program that reads a file written in the assembly language and translate it into a binary representation of the corresponding machine instructions.

NASM:

section .text
global _start

msg db 'Hello, world!',0xa
len equ $ - msg

_start:
mov edx,len
mov ecx,msg
mov ebx,1
mov eax,4
int 0x80
mov eax,1
int 0x80

assembler by Martin August 1, 2004