Assetry Share definition Flag A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor. I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life. Assetry by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Assetry mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch