An Ebbels

Basically just an alpha chad male with a massive cock and perfect perky testicles. His reputation mainly comes from his incredible unchallenged pussy pounding abilities by using his huge perfect ass as leverage and weight to increase his thrust to its maximum potential. Basically, a man that can turn straight guys gay with a single glance.

"Damn! Is it weird that I'm sexually attracted to that guy over there?" "Nah man, I reckon he's an Ebbels!"

An Ebbels by PoggersTesties February 21, 2021

An Ebbers 

To insert a subtly brilliant quip into a conversation whilst flexing your geekery and intellect. Simultaneously outing oneself as dork.

“I think it’s a really fascinating story of how the Easter Bunny came to be”
“Oh no! Why did I say anything? Why! He’s doing an Ebbers!”

“Rabbits don’t lay eggs- wouldn’t it make more sense to be an Easter... Lizard?”

An Ebbers by KhaleesiofRivia March 23, 2021