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Chief Poke-His-Anus

A gay homosexual term used to define Philip Johnson.
Philip Johnson was elected Chief Poke-His-Anus for being the gayest kid in our class.

poke freedom

Gawt it?
poke freedom by kace February 12, 2004
A word used to indicate to another person that you want what they got. Most often used in reference to a cigarette or joint.
"Hey man, poke on that smoke?" or simply "Poke?"
Poke by vanillasin October 26, 2006

pokehole 

A word describing a person or people that are obssed with explicite pictures about pokemon!
See mitchell he is a total pokehole
pokehole by bithmar June 11, 2007

Poke Llamas 

First of all, llamas are the most superior intelectuals known to man. They rain 2nd (after kitties) in superiority. Llamas love all human beings and are happy to always call a cab for you when you are drunk. Never poke a llama because they are too busy looking at their vaginas with a handmirror. Llamas also knit the best scarfs.
I'm going to send a text to Jenno saying "Poke Llamas" and I'm not even high!
Poke Llamas by Jennoza July 10, 2010
Typically, usually a middle aged "pedophile", in the works of only talking to 10 to 16 year old's by networking, "Internet" slang.

As he will, "*Poke*" he strokes, until the other person figures they themselves are oblivious that there is in fact, a pedophile cybering, with he/she.
Hotman69: Hey, how's it going ?
JohnothanTaylor: its goin good..
Hotman69: Teehee, *poke*
JohnothanTaylor: uhhh
Hotman69: weeeeeeeee! *poke*
JohnothanTaylor: This is Chris Hansen, with catch a predator actually.

Hotman69 has signed off................
*Poke* by ResEve0 February 10, 2009