Scurf

An awesome dog that isn’t bothered when he/she has a hair out of place, loves a sick day in bed, and doesn’t miss an opportunity to stick his/her head out the car window. Gotta get that hair out of place, obviously.

My Shih Tzu/Lhasa Apso is a total scurf.

Scurf by JLPB February 12, 2020

Smurfetted 

When a whore gets gangbanged by a bunch of guys. The difference from a traditional gangbang is that each guy chokes the whore while porking her and cums all over her chest and stomach. Therefore, after she has been had by the whole village worth of dudes she has a blue face and white dress just like Smurfette.

Gina is such a whore. I heard she got Smurfetted by the whole damn football team!

Smurfetted by somecrazytexan July 28, 2010

smuff 

Smuff is a uni-sex tubular seamless versatile washable garment of extremely soft feel made of 100% breathable sweat-absorbing colorfast microfiber material that can be worn in a variety of ways, providing a high level of comfort, protection, and style during different kinds of outdoor activities, driving, and recreational activities including sports etc.

Hey that smuff looks cool.

smuff by godlyfigure November 25, 2011

Smirf 

When a male uses his penial organ to brutally slap some bitch in the face.

"Take that you dirty slut! I just smirfed you and your sister in the eye!"

Smirf by Marshi January 21, 2004

smurfy

used to describe something really cool :)

Rupert: Im made up this amazing rap
Phillipa: That's so smurfy!

smurfy by BarbieDollTilly March 4, 2010

scurf

The real definition of a scurf is someone who farts in the bathtub and smells the bubbles when they rise and burst. Or a verb ti describe the action.

Man, that guy is a real scurf!
I was scurfing as I was bathing last night.

scurf by Jump the shark February 23, 2009

smurfnurblin 

To be depressingly aroused; an extreme desire for sexual satisfaction that results in a bout of anxiety.

"Kerrrrrrry...Smuuurfnurblin..." cried Daniel.

smurfnurblin by Kevin Rychel October 12, 2004