midnight cum 

the snack your whore will want every night trust me

my baby said she was hungry so i gave her my midnight cum

midnight cum by hgvigviyfvuhbuog April 1, 2017

midnight mac 

When its late at night and you need some booty and hit on any woman that is close.

We all need a midnight mac to when it is late at night and we are thirsty.

midnight mac by Dwon April 6, 2017

midnight horn 

A midnight horn is when you get horny at midnight. Usually for no reason but,sometimes you were thinking about some one or something appealing.

Last night I had a midnight horn and it was cause, of my boyfriend/girlfriend.

midnight horn by Midnight horn April 18, 2017

Midnight toothbrush 

So at midnight.... you're in a room with your partner, before your male partner ejaculates you open your mouth wiDe and let him cum in your mouth mostly on your teeth.. side to side and deeeeeeep throat

Homie: yo parker did you give her a midnigh toothbrush
Parker: yeah her teeth were looking real white afterwards
Homie: nice bro

Rachel: Becca I got the best midnight toothbrush last night
Becca: you lucky bitch

Midnight toothbrush by tittykittykat May 20, 2017

Midnight Dirty Ron 

When you awaken to your girl wearing a clown mask and banging you from behind with a strap-on.

I'm scared of clowns now...I woke up the other night to a Midnight Dirty Ron!

Midnight Dirty Ron by ronnnaddon June 8, 2017

Midnight Melvin

When a person playing poker decides to play cards that they should have folded all they way to the river and catches a "miracle card" to win the hand.

Person 1: Man, no matter what the bet Gary never folds his losing hands.

Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...

Midnight Melvin by 18cent June 12, 2017

midnight discount 

Something stolen.
Also "midnight discount store."

Bozo: "Hey Cookie, where'd you get that cool watch?"
Cookie: "Let's just say I got the {midnight discount}!"

midnight discount by Amans Vinum June 20, 2017