Dildivoje

A Croatian nickname for somebody who's head looks like a male genital.

Look, his head looks like a fucking penis. Let's call him Dildivoje.

Dildivoje by Koma16 May 14, 2020

Criminal Dick 

The state of being so arroused and horny that your dick transcends the usual hard-on and morphs into a malevolent being all its own, capable of unrepentant violence, anti-social behavior, sexual assault and-- in extreme cases-- rape.

Synonyms: felonious trunk

I saw this girl last night who was so hot she gave me a case of straight up Criminal Dick.

Criminal Dick by Randy Bloke November 14, 2015

Oh, dip!

An exclamatory phrase commonly used by Jason Mendoza (played by Manny Jacinto) on the NBC series The Good Place (2016-2020) to depict excitement, shock, or suprise. Additionally, it can be used as a greeting and may also be expressed as "aw, dip!". It's Mendoza's most frequently used phrase and is a known slogan for the show.

Oh, dip, Jason!
-Oh, dip! Donkey Doug!

Oh, dip! by theburnside May 15, 2020

disabesity 

A condition where a person is so morbidly obese as to be disabled.

Dat mofo is so fat he get a disabesity check every munf!

disabesity by tronald-dump August 21, 2017

Dinosaur Earther

The people who are blessed with the knowledge of earth being dinosaur shaped.

Flat earthers smell so bad, I became a dinosaur earther instead.

Dinosaur Earther by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019

disinterneted 

To lose ones internet connection.

The individual was happily lost in webland when abruptly they became disinterneted.

disinterneted by jpg3 November 5, 2011

Numb Digger 

A digger/miner who suffers from congenital insensitivity to pain (CIP) CIP is a rare disorder, first described in 1932 by Dearborn as Congenital pure analgesia. Dumb. nigge- I mean Numb Diggers are prone to Ligma, which is a deadly type of strand of Sugma.

Man, I punched him real hard. He must be a numb digger! Or just a dumb nigger...

Numb Digger by Fart Fella May 6, 2021