woodsnuckery 

Banter / the description of words written or spoken in jest which may not be entirely serious despite the person in the act of woodsnuckery trying to suggest otherwise.

To suggest that "Steve Cotterill is the best young manager outside of the premiership." is surely blatant woodsnuckery.

woodsnuckery by Longsider January 12, 2008

Woodfuck 

Woodfuck: A word in reference to the mamal (Woodchuck), but is in turn to describe a person (Ex; porn star, slut, whore, or prostitute) as to being overwhelmingly sexually aroused that they engage in excessive amounts of intercourse. Usually when that person has sex with their partner(s), they can go from upwards of seven hundred hours up to even seven hundred days (given that there's enough food and water for every one person involved) just to get every bit of satisfaction.

That woodfuck is going to be gone for another seven hundred hours.

Woodfuck by TheDeadmandillon February 14, 2017

The Woodcock inn 

Evidently, some bar in the Pittsburgh area said to have great food. Also, a famous bar in England of the same name. Has a great suggestive name. I mean, come on! Who wouldn't want to go there just because of that.

(looking for directions)
Some guy- How far is the Woodcock Inn?
Other guy- About 6 inches.

The Woodcock inn by Bob_Lenz April 8, 2008

Woodchucked

Being woodchucked is when you see an exstremely attractive body but when they turn around they have a butterface or look like a beaver with giant pertruding "beaver like" teeth and or qualities.

Example:

*three guys are at the mall*

Guy1: damn look at that girls ass its fatt as shit!

Guy2: yea she is bad dawg.

*women turns around*

Guy3: dam look at them teeth and double chin.. yall just been woodchucked

Woodchucked by ~gEtt iT PopPin SqUad~ April 3, 2009

woodchucknorris 

The greatest animal of the Animal Kingdom. Ever.

Woodchucknorris doesn't gnaw through logs. He just stares it apart.

woodchucknorris by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009

Woodcock 

Yeah, whatever, it's my last name. So what? It's not like true or anything. And no! I don't get splinters or do I know what type of wood is it. Jeeze! Give me a break. Everyone has made fun of it since grade 5. Kids can be so cruel. But I have to admit thanks to my last name I am a little more popular, thanks!

Planning Teacher: Ok everyone, I want everyone to say there last name, ok
me:Woodcock
Planning teacher: what? could you say that a little louder please
me:Woodcock
Planning teacher: LOLZZ ROFL ROFL!!

Woodcock by dutch oven September 10, 2006

WOODCOCK 

A shorebird that lives in forests, the American Woodcock is most frequently encountered at dusk when the male's chirping, peenting aerial displays attract attention. Otherwise the superbly camouflaged bird is difficult to discover on the forest floor where it probes for earthworms.

Cool Fact:
The male American Woodcock gives no parental care, but continues to display long after most females have laid eggs. Some males display at several, widely separated singing grounds and will mate with several females. A female may visit four or more singing grounds before nesting, and she may keep visiting even when she is caring for her young.

Woodcock birds are easy to spot, they're the ones with short legs and a long pecker.

WOODCOCK by dawoodman71 February 4, 2010