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Pain-sponge 

A pain sponge is a very strong person. They enjoy being vented to and "soaking up others pain" because they are extremely sympathetic. They usually never express their negative feelings, or tell people their problems, because they don't like to worry people. Pain sponges live for the sole purpose of making people happy. It can be dangerous to be a pain sponge or emotionally close to one (i.e. close friends, lover, etc.) because once they soak up enough pain (I note that it is a very high amount) they will have a breakdown, or the sponge will "squeeze the pain out" of themselves.
I just so happen to be a pain-sponge. I listen to other peoples problems but never share my own, because I wouldn't want to worry them.
Pain-sponge by CoolioEmilio September 23, 2012

SpongeBob 

The most absorbent OG under the sea.
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SpongeBob by aurebug May 12, 2016

mocking spongebob 

A meme that got insanely popular in june 2017
It includes spongebob imatating a chicken aNd SpEAkinG LiKE tHiS
It is used to reply to someone in a mocking tone
Me: You gotta stop smoking weed. It's not good for your health
*mocking spongebob picture*
Addicted friend: yOu GoTtA StOP taKiNG WeED iT's nOT gOoD FoR YoUR hEAlTh
mocking spongebob by KingggggV November 2, 2017

Shlongered 

When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.
Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.
Shlongered by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019

Jizz slinger 

A redneck person who jacks off like no tomarow.
1. " whats that sound." " just the JIZZ SLINGER next door."
Jizz slinger by DoBoDaBo June 2, 2009

soul sponge 

A sponge of soul. Term used in a creative field or a profession.

1.) A soul parasite sometimes posing as a mentor. Forms a symbiotic relationship with younger hosts draining their life energy. Often a successful ivy league carrier individual with no talent.

2.) Your companies management who see you as naive and flaky, often laugh and remind you that your ideas will never work, then turn around and profit from them.

3.) producers, editors, creative directors, design partners
'I cant believe professor Nitwit stole your thesis project'
'I know! what a soul sponge'
soul sponge by HS-2000 July 4, 2009