refrigerator blindness 

a loss of sight due to sensitive eyes being exposed to the interior light of a refrigerator. Often occurs during midnight snack raids.

Tristan had to see the doctor because of his case of acute refrigerator blindness - he should have worn sunglasses when he made that sandwich at 1 am last night...

refrigerator blindness by sp0tty January 26, 2008

Refrigeration dystrophy 

The surface of contact where the food that has been left in the fridge for too long starts to get soft or rot

I thought the edibles I bought were still good but they had signs of refrigeration dystrophy after 1 month!

Refrigeration dystrophy by d3ck3r April 24, 2019

Refrigerated peanut vibes 

That feeling you get when you realize your a complete and utter failure.

“Man, I just failed my math exam. I’m feelin those refrigerated peanut vibes.”

Refrigerated peanut vibes by vibes69 December 6, 2019

Refrigerator 

Corpse preservation apparatus, or CPA for short. At least one shelf of it is dedicated to mountain dew.

me: I can't wait to eat my grandma's meaty thighs. Let me get them from the refrigerator.
Normal person: I can't wait to call the police. (Save some for me tho)

Refrigerator by Zeroisbeyond January 13, 2022

Rundown Refrigerator 

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Rundown Refrigerator by 010001110100111101000100 December 20, 2016

Hooker's refrigerator 

A sparsely filled refrigerator, containing of only a few items.
e.g. A yogurt, take out container and a half bottle of wine.

While looking for a soda I was amuse to see that Marina's refrigerator resembled the contents of a hooker's refrigerator.

Hooker's refrigerator by CheVolay June 7, 2009

Refrigelanche 

Noun

When you open the refrigerator door and one or more food items fall out.

All I wanted was a drink and now I have to clean this whole refrigelanche up.

Refrigelanche by billebllunt February 24, 2015