Perth College 

If you are a raging lesbian and want a horrible education with staff that would rather fuck you over than lose their own reputation this is the school for you!
You will love the principle, who will put her self image before anything else. Look out for her face on an oversized poster as you drive past pc!

Student: I go to Perth College
literally anyone: “are you gay or do you lack a personality?”

Perth College by usuckmyballs21 May 30, 2023

Perth Pokies

A species of gambling machine rumoured to exist west of the Nullarbor, but actually rarer than a FIFO bloke who doesn’t own a jet-ski. In Perth, the only “pokies” you’ll find are scratchies from the servo—tiny cardboard disappointment tiles you frantically scrape like a desperate tradie trying to remove evidence before the missus gets home.

Unlike the rest of Australia—where pubs are basically childcare centres for adults who love button-mashing—Perth bans pokies everywhere except the casino. So locals make do with scratchies

“Due to financial hardship, Darren reports he spent his last $12 on Perth pokies—aka scratchies from the BP—stating that ‘if Centrelink won’t give me a bonus, maybe the cardboard will,’ which was assessed as not a valid income stream.”

Perth Pokies by SDSyd December 10, 2025

hello perth

An Australian expression used to convey that the information is old news and has been heard or seen before. This stems from the timezone of Perth, Australia being 2-3 hours behind the rest of Australia, with Western Australian residents often being the last to hear about anything.

More recently used in group messages, to indicate the same meme has already been sent to the group.

Alan: Did you hear Jake joined the army?
Charlie: Hello Perth!

hello perth by Seanason July 17, 2018

broadalbin perth high school

high school filled with shitty fake people. More of the kids do drugs

I can’t wait to leave Broadalbin Perth High school ! Fuck this place and everyone here

broadalbin perth high school by idekmanscrewthis November 24, 2017

Broadalbin Perth Middle School 

just a school full of thotty 6th grade whores, wannabe popular 7th graders, and drama causing rats in 8th.

Fuck Broadalbin Perth Middle School! This school sucks more dick than a pornstar!

Broadalbin Perth Middle School by iwanttodietbh June 2, 2018

Packing for Perth 

A derogatory South African slang term for white South Africans planning to emigrate to Australia

Willem: Hey Watkin, did you hear Johannes is going to Australia?

Watkin: Packing for Perth huh?!

Packing for Perth by Selous Scout November 15, 2016

A Sunday Evening Away Game In Perth 

A lackluster performance resulting in a loss. Afterwards leaving a sense of regret for watching.

I really spent the remaining hours of my weekend watching a Sunday evening away game in Perth? Why haven’t I learnt by now?!

A Sunday Evening Away Game In Perth by Forvuckssake May 15, 2018