chucking bread

the act of stroking yourself in a pleasant matter.

Aw breeaatt my mom walked in on me when i was chucking bread.

Chucking bread is one of my favorite hobbies I engage in 3 to 9 times a day.

chucking bread by shlomo beyer February 21, 2009

canking

Combining cooking & masterbation, possibly unhygenic

"Alright Jezza, so tell me, whats your problem with canking ?, it saves time, pot noodle and a big wank, 2 birds 1 stone mate"

canking by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by weave March 21, 2003

Chucking Bush 

when you catch ten wild slum rats, kill seven of them and claim they were stolen, file a report to your local government, they start an investigation and in the end give you 12 rats while you have, in the mean time sent the remaining three rats to your step brother in the caman islands where he can gain a rat tax from the gladiator arena for rat packs. in the end you come out of the situation dead in a ditch south of chicago from the men who were eventually acused of stealing your rats in the first place.

jesus piss that toilet kid was sure Chucking Bush last week!

Chucking Bush by ratdavis123$$$billz June 6, 2011

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Anonymous September 14, 2003

clucking like a chicken 

To rant incoherantly while under the influence of a stimulant narcotic, such as amphetamines.

On Day Seven of the meth ride, Chester was clucking like a chicken.

clucking like a chicken by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Wood Chucking 

Wood chucking has nothing to do with what most people consider wood. Wood chucking is the well-known practice, used by average and bad sales representatives or lead generators, of submitting weak or outright false sales to management in a pathetic attempt to inflate their key metrics.

Wood, in this context, is the fake sale. Chucking is the act of submitting a fake sale, and a woodchucker is a no-talent assclown who will be fired the first moment I catch his sorry ass chucking wood.

Carl? He's just a wood chucking, mother fucker! He couldn't sell a fucking emergency blanket to a naked invalid dieing of hypothermia, he'll be fired in a week!

Wood Chucking by trollwarsclub April 26, 2017