Stitch Nazi 

Among hardcore hobbyists like Civil War reenactors, a person who is so obsessed with historical accuracy that they demand ridiculous levels of perfectionism from others

"We were already in the field when that Stitch Nazi told us the thread count of our uniforms would never pass muster."

Stitch Nazi by NCarts July 14, 2018

Stitch Harvey

a combination of stitch the alien and steve harvey.

"I can call my plush of stitch Stitch Harvey"

Stitch Harvey by Another Random Person Online February 16, 2021

stitch up 

1. 1. To bring about and leave someone in a position that they find difficult, or impossible, to extricate themselves from.

2. To repair something through the use of a needle and thread.

1. Not removing Sadam Hussein from Iraq the first time stitched up the people who rebelled against him hoping to be supported by the "Allies".

2. After I got hit by a brick, the nurse stitched up the wound.

stitch up by wise_newol January 28, 2004

Stitch nigga

Your best friend, name for generally close bros, greeting for your best friend

Bro 1: what's up stitch nigga?!?
Bro 2: nothin stitch nigga what's up with you

Stitch nigga by Justablackguy December 22, 2013

stitch licker 

a woman who eats pussy

stitch licker by Anonymous January 22, 2003

Stitch it up 

to suck it up and deal with a situation instead of complaining or looking for an excuse.

Quit complain and just stitch it up.

Stitch it up by lojek February 6, 2006

stitch-counter 

Stitch counter is a person at reenactments who is very serious about "historical authenticity". They typically get angry when uniforms are not perfect, or a woman is in uniform. They are harmless, but very damaging to new comers.

That unit is full of stitch-counters

stitch-counter by therealguyguy July 30, 2023