Squirt 

A rat and squirrel mix

I saw a squirt on the tree

Squirt by None Harlem February 13, 2023

squirt 

the act of seeing SZA in concert.

"OMG JOHNNY I JUST SQUIRTED"
"WHY DID YOU SQUIRT"
"SZA JUST PERFORMED THE WEEKEND"

squirt by slavemaster123 February 27, 2023

Squirt 

Means you fuck me too good and I love the fuck outta you. Exactly that.

When you squirt i love you n you fuck me good

Squirt by Maackdawg May 20, 2023

squirt 

serious; for real, genuine. used in a scenario in which someone is serious about something.

"I'm being so squirt with you right now, man. I could not be more squirt than I am right now."
"no like dude i'm squirting right now, she just blocked me 4 no reason. wtf"
"on squirt she doesn't know what she's missing out on"

squirt by jameel's space ride September 4, 2023

Squirt 

It’s just piss.

Your mam is full of squirt

Squirt by SenseiCarl October 22, 2023

squirt 

a summer camp game which is for <10 y/o children. the most skibidi game i found.

Bro 1: hey, do you think things could get worse?
Bro 2: SQUIRT!!

squirt by mrbeast539275 December 4, 2024

squirt 

Noun:
A short nickname for the square root mathematical function.
Verb:
compute the square root of a positive real number

Person 1: Have you finished your homework?
Person 2: Not yet, I just have to squirt a few more numbers.
Person 1: Ah, okay, then good luck.

squirt by ComradeCat2024 December 31, 2023