Shit Ton 

n. 1.A large shit multiplied by about 7000 put into the metric system. 2. A single persons weight in beer. 3. A water tower full of pond water mixed with the shit of 100 bass and 800 gorillas. 4. ALOT DUDE (A shit ton is more outside the body than in the body)

Dude i just drank a shit Ton.

Shit Ton by weebstah January 18, 2009

shit ton 

equals 23 of any object

i had 2 dozen eggs i droped one now i have a shit ton

shit ton by stewie and jorden September 30, 2009

Shit ton 

Contrary to popular belief, a shit ton is actually only 4 of the given item named.

Bruce: Gary's slept with a shit ton of chicks.
Bob: Only 4?! That's so lame he's 26!

Shit ton by dbalb55 November 29, 2010

Shit ton 

A redneck, possibly canadian, possibly albertan, saying for a large mass of something, be it literal or figurative.

That's a Shit ton of nachos!

Take some from tim, he's got a shit ton!

I got like a shit ton and a half of porn mags at my house.

Shit ton by "hot" Karl Werner July 9, 2011

Shit Ton 

An exorbitant amount of something.

There are a shit ton of definitions for this word.

Shit Ton by Skeer October 25, 2012

Shit Ton 

A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.

"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"

Shit Ton by SmellyRichard October 2, 2015

shit ton 

a whole lot of it!

There were a shit ton of people at the rally downtown today!

shit ton by 3episodesofLITB February 19, 2017