snatch plaster

Vaginal secretion when a woman "comes".

Damn bro, last night Jenny came over and left snatch plaster all over my sheets.

snatch plaster by Jack N. / Manny C October 17, 2006

Plattstered 

Being completely off your face after the consumption of only a minor amount of alcohol. Named after one Nick Platt, the foremost scholar on the subject

A friend downs 1-3 standard drinks, then proceeds to profess his unconditional love for all those around him or her. Plattstered people generally demonstrate all the characteristics seen in drunken people, including:
- Abusiveness
- Loss of Coordination
- Loudness
- Loss of inhibition
However, these effects are completely out of proportion with the amount of alcohol consumed.

Plattstered by B.Bear May 30, 2008

Plaster of Penis 

Semen that accidentally lands on a strand of hair, drying up and coating it, rendering it stiff.

Last night my boyfriend totally ruined my hairstyle and now big chunks are set in Plaster of Penis

Plaster of Penis by simikis October 16, 2007

plastering 

Where one lays upside down on a sofa/chair and cums in his own face.

"John gave himself a good plastering last night"

plastering by jerry pearson October 24, 2013

plaster 

When one pulls out his penis to ejaculate all over the girls face. also see sperm spackle.

"By the time i got done pounding that chick, I left plaster all over her.

plaster by ttboy September 9, 2004

plattered 

balls

joe: dicksack
e: I think imma plattered

plattered by ballsack puncher 334 May 18, 2022

Plasterfaced 

Real fucking drunk
A combination of plastered and shit faced.

John got plasterfaced over the weekend at the party.

Sally watched John make an ass out of himself and get plasterfaced.

Plasterfaced by Matthew Glick November 28, 2006