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the osbournes

The best famous-people-family reality show ever. better than all those stupid ones like newlyweds, meet the barkers, til death do us part, or Run's house.
typical show of the osbournes

ozzy: mmmmugghmuuh *BEEP* muummmugghbl
sharon: oh ozzy! your such a *BEEP* *BEEP*
kelly: i'm not on *BEEP* drugs, you people are so *BEEP* *BEEP*
Jack: mum, kelly is SO on *BEEP* drugs, she doesn't have kidney failure like shes *BEEP* saying, she's too *BEEP* young. i'm going off to a *BEEP* awards show now.
the osbournes by Angelacia June 13, 2007
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dope, sexy, gangsta, fly, fresh.
-"yo whos that kid"
-"thats osborne"
osborne by alex o September 30, 2007
This is the short form of Osbourn High School in Manassas, VA. For the most part, it's a fairly boring place. Unfortunately, the school is of the shittiest quality and the adminstration is corrupt to the harsh detriment of the students. With many stupid and senile teachers, it's a wonder any students manage to be accepted into college at all. It's a shame so many tax payers pay for their children to be cheated out of an education.
-"Hey do you like your high school?"
-"Nah man, I go to Osbourn."
osbourn by osbournsucks September 6, 2016

Osborne Middle School 

a bitchass school full of middle school thots and fuckboys. strict as hell with no common sense. usually a torturous school.

The Osbournes

a real funny/stupid family which makes me laugh whatever they do
The Osbournes by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Osbourn Park 

One of the skeeziest places in northern virginia thats full of drug dealing, designer bag toting, abercrombie wearing, alcoholic kids who outspend daddy's bank accounts and think theyre hott because of it.
OMG that girl is SO, osbourn park.
Osbourn Park by Jennifer Divougue November 8, 2008

Brett Osborne 

hot as fuck, sexy, god, good fuck ,porn star ,perfect
oh my god is that brett osborne the porn star he is hot as fuck!
Brett Osborne by WE ,LOVE BRETT November 21, 2020