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Lawson Arnold 

Emotionally unstable but always smiling, he's always there when you need him, he's the one to go to when upset. Putting others first, he'll be there if you need someone to have your back. He's not the strongest but he'll go down fighting. He's not the best looking but he's not bad looking either.
Also, gives good head😈
Lawson Arnold really helped me last night
Lawson Arnold by Ihatetrying this October 31, 2022
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Lawson's clause 

Lawson's clause is a modern adaptation to the traditionally established rule of dating (see "Half your age plus seven") regarding the socially acceptable age difference between couples in a relationship. Lawson's clause stipulates that, when there is an exorbitant amount of money or net worth involved with one of the parties, then the resulting age determined by the established formula is then modified. The resulting acceptable age will be multiplied by zero, and 18 will then added.
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).
Q: Bill Belichick is dating a 24 year old? He's like 72... isn't that inappropriate?
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.
Lawson's clause by Muslim Goat February 21, 2025

Miranda Lawson

A character in the Bioware RPG Mass Effect 2. She has been engineered by her father to be the perfect woman. She joins Commander Shepard to battle the Collectors with her biotic powers.

She is also a potential love interest for a male Shepard and is modeled after and voiced by the beautiful Yvonne Strahovski.
(From Trailer) Miranda Lawson: "He'll (Shepard) have to fight to earn my trust."

Miranda Lawson: "Meet me at the engine room in five minutes."
Miranda Lawson by Overlord23 March 1, 2010

Nigella Lawson 

British TV-Chef known for her large chest, ridiculous adjectives and ability to have multiple orgasms while cooking.
Is it just me or did nigella lawson just orgasm while squeezing that lemon?
Nigella Lawson by JSV24 August 2, 2008

daniel lawson 

If all the queens in the world such as Ariana Grande, Beyoncé and Miranda Sings injected their fabulous blood into a rainbow, and sprinkled a magical unicorn on top

Daniel Lawson would be created!
Omg I love you outfit, you are soooooo Daniel Lawson in those shoes honey
daniel lawson by Daniel Grande October 27, 2014

Nicholas Charles Lawson 

An absolute unit of a man, is THE thiccest man you will ever meet. also referred to as thiccy nikky.
"yo you see that Nicholas Charles Lawson over there."

"yeah i want me some of that."

Maggie Lawson 

Girlfriend of actor James Roday. Actress. Currently stars as Juliet O'Hara on Psych. Born in Louisville, Kentucky Aug. 12, 1980. She is very pretty and has an adorable doggie named Tristin. She looks a lot like Alicia Silverstone.
James Roday and Maggie Lawson are an adorable couple!
Maggie Lawson by Crispenc September 30, 2009