knitsch

Knitting kitsch, typically in the form of images or advertisements from vintage knitting magazines and books.

Check out this 1963 Vogue Knitting Book, it's chock full of knitsch.

knitsch by The CactusPony April 8, 2004

Knits McGee

A general term referring to an individual who likes to either knit incessantly; knit at inappropriate times; or both

Joe: Did you see that lady knitting at our work lunch today? What's wrong with her?

Mike: You mean Knits McGee? She's always knitting...I have no idea, she's fucking crazy

Knits McGee by Killerkeeb April 15, 2011

Nut Sack Knitting

When a guys pubes are so long that you can braid or knit them together.

Lauren: Dude Ed needs to do some serious manscaping!
Karen: Why's that?
Lauren: Cuz I could give him a good Nut Sack Knitting, his pubes are so long!

Nut Sack Knitting by MamaDucket February 26, 2009

knitfitti 

Knitfitti (or knit-fitti) is knitted graffiti. Knitted sleeves are fastened around trees, poles, and the like.
Popular in Bellingham, Washington.

Jenny: "Hey look at that cool knitfitti on the tree across the street! The black and white stripes make it look very Tim Burton-esque, wouldn't you say?"

knitfitti by the other jess December 30, 2008

Knitting Circle 

A lesbian orgy or a female version of a circle jerk

We had a wicked knitting circle last night. My tongue is still killing me.

Knitting Circle by dewlytle September 13, 2010

Knitting Association 

A group of kids usually consisting of male's that gather together and one by one knit each others assholes shut so that no anal sex can ever be performed

Johnny and the rest of the boys devoted their Friday night to their knitting association.

Knitting Association by Little Boys Club 101 April 11, 2010

knitpacker 

1. highly prudish and high-strung person (usu. white female) from upper-middle class suburbs who can't stay out and have a good time because she has to go home and 'pack' or 'knit' or other such assinine 'obligations'

2. also, someone (usu. white female) who cannot refrain from delivering minute and unjustified critism, i.e. nit-pick

Guy: Why're you going home so early... it's Friday night!
Knitpacker: Yeah... but I have to go home and organize my linen closet.

knitpacker by azaad79 December 9, 2008