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Link Tree Hooker

A Link Tree Hooker is usually a women with no real self worth. They are usually to fat or to lazy to be strippers or to ugly for porn. So they are on all the socials promoting their link trees to simps who spend their government assistance money on women who pretend to care what the simp thinks.

All these women have serious Daddy issues.
All these Link Tree Hookers are on my feed advertising "No Friend Requests! DM's Open!"
Link Tree Hooker by Sting6996 June 26, 2022

Heavenly hooker 

A chick that not only is amazing in bed, but also will do you for free.
- Did you know Janette was a heavenly hooker?
-Really?
- Yeah, now i can buy an extra kit kat for lunch
Heavenly hooker by sebish April 13, 2009

sugar hooker 

i am addicted to sweets. i'm a total sugar hooker.
sugar hooker by sugarhooker February 19, 2011

Hooker Mentality

Mindset of the common street-corner prostitute, performing illegal sexual acts in exchange for small amounts of cash. In the mind of a prostitute, her body can literally be rented as a service. Anyone who has a hundred bucks or so can rent it, just like renting a carpet cleaning machine or a rent-a-car. The only difference is that renting a vehicle or a steam cleaner is LEGAL to do. Prostitution is not legal!

Porn is LEGAL in CA. Girls interested in doing porn should apply with a company like Crown Model Management to get into the XXX business.
This new girl I'm dating has Hooker Mentality; she expects me to pay for EVERYTHING, all the time.
Hooker Mentality by Denise Rosen September 22, 2009

Hooked on Bronix

When a male acts as a female on Xbox Live, and tries to convince other males that she will do them favors for xbox live points. The nerds are so desperate for the vagina they will never get that they keep on sending in microsoft points for the teasing to stop. Too bad it won't ever stop because they are being tricked by a dude!
Dr Demarini gets all the nerdy xbox players Hooked on Bronix! He fakes a vagina, to get the He is such a stud!
Hooked on Bronix by Asian Terror December 29, 2010

femboy hooters 

Where the prices are small, and the cocks are huge!
Josh: Wanna go to Femboy Hooters? It's the best place in town!
Pedro: Fuck yeah! I wanna see some dummy thicc femboy ass!
femboy hooters by orange_husky April 5, 2021