Goober 

A man of basic attractiveness, that has very little or no talent whatsoever. Is usually in the military, and seems to get the most attractive women for no apparent reason at all.
A Goober has a very low view of individuality, and usually doesn't seem very educated at all.

Person 1: "Damn, do you see that chick over there with the goober?"
Person 2: "She's gorgeous, man I feel sorry for her."

Goober by Kragoth December 26, 2012

goober 

Doesn't anyone else realise how this originated? If you change "goober" into pig latin you get UBER GAY. Duh.

Hahaha! I'm the only one to have worked this out.

goober by SugarSpider August 31, 2005

goober 

Someone who is unable to manage their finances or fertility well enough such that they have to get out of bed or "goob" in order to obtain more money or attend to their offspring, instead of lying in bed all day drinking and masturbating like a true champion.

"I have 3 kids and a large mortgage."

"You goober."

goober by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011

Goober 

noun- a foolish or silly person, a goofball such as Federal Communications Commission Chairman Ajit Pai, usually someone who is ditsy or acts like an idiot

When Ajit answers a robocall, he acts like such a goober.

Goober by gofccyourself March 13, 2019

Goober 

(n) In short, an extremely bookish, nerdy, or geeky person, particularly if they dress in a ridiculous or unfashionable way.

See also: Uber Goober

"That guy's a real Goober."
"It's GOOBER time!"

Jay Leno

Goober by midgetben September 4, 2005

Goober 

Someone or somthing that is out of place in the current situation.

"Kevin Bacon was not in Foot Loose." "Evie you GOOBER!"

Goober by dydapimp January 22, 2010

goober 

a person who sits in the bathtub and when they fart they eat the bubble.

I heard he's a goober

goober by tangle April 2, 2011