Beavis and Butthead

Beavis and Butthead were what made life worth living. Ever since MTV shut them down I had to buy the Beavis and Butthead tapes.
Didn't they air beavis and Butthead on bravo a while back? Ahh well.. Fuck wordMTV/word They can take their 51% owned shares of Beavis and Butthead and shove it up their ass..

Quoting Beavis and Butthead on here is an offence to them.

Beavis and Butthead by HarryPothead September 5, 2003

Settle Down, Beavis 

Spoken by Butthead to Beavis when he gets all crazy and stuff. Can be used to calm down anyone who's ranting.

"Fuck this, im gonna fuck the shit out of her!!"

"Settle down, Beavis"

Settle Down, Beavis by Grand August January 10, 2009

Beaver dam 

Digital penetration of a vagina, finger fucking, finger blasting, sticking your fingers in tortilla soup, playing a game of stink finger, and etc.

Beaver is slang for vagina. Dam is mimicked by your fingers. Resembles the logs beavers (the animal) piles up to make their homes.

Male 1: How did your date to the movie go last night?

Male 2: The movie was lame but got some beaver dam action going.

Beaver dam by M_Dubz152 June 30, 2023

Wetter than a beaver's hat 

An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal

The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.

Wetter than a beaver's hat by Fuchtbar December 28, 2014

Beavis & Butthead

Quite possibly the greatest cartoon ever made. If not for this show we would not have any other silly show we have today. Beavis & Butthead, while combining crude, childish humor, is very intelligent, which is pure irony considering the show's purpose and storyline.

"Heheheh...hey Butthead! Heh, heheh..."
-Beavis, the blonde dude

"Hey Beavis...you flipped the bird. Uhuhuhuhuh..."
-Butthead, the brown-haired dude

Beavis & Butthead by Dave March 30, 2004

Road Beaver

The act of pleasing your woman when it is her turn to drive during your cross country summer vacation.

I'm tired of getting Road Head. I want you to drive now, so I can give you some Road Beaver.

Road Beaver by NonnaK July 26, 2010

belching beaver

A queef.

No-one got any sleep that night at the sorority house, thanks to Ashley and her Belching Beaver.

belching beaver by Spanky G April 24, 2020