smanking 

Spank/Smack: When a man strikes a womans behind with his hand. Neither the palm or back of the hand makes contact. Only the tips of the middle fingers resulting in a more painful stinging sensation on the buttocks.

John reached over to spank Janet while she was bending over to tie her shoe's. He couldn't reach and was just smanking her

smanking by DeeDayDarbey October 29, 2007

stacking boxes

Stacking boxes is the female alternative to crossing swords; when two girls who are friends have smashed the same dude.

This is generally looked down upon for preserving a friendship. Girlfriends should never stack boxes.

"You should smash that fine dude!" - L

"No way! You did, I don't want to be stacking boxes with you" -A

stacking boxes by The Wetdiaper Bandit December 18, 2008

Standing Goose 

The opposite of the term sitting duck. A word meaning a person who is always active and attentive at all times. A lazy Standing Goose has never been observed.

After my 3-mile jog yesterday, Tina commented me by saying I was a "Standing Goose". Then we did it. :)

Standing Goose by DJ D-Willis July 22, 2010

Spanking the noodle 

Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

DAMN! "I just spanked my noodle Jimbo". Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

Spanking the noodle by Spanking that September 9, 2016

Stalking Your Friend 

To Stalk Your Friend is to find their baby picture on his/her mom's blog then making it your profile picture online

"Yo! I'm Stalking My Friend!"
"No Way! You're Stalking Your Friend?"
"Look, this is his baby photo"
"lol"

Stalking Your Friend by Command C Command V December 16, 2019

b stalking 

when someone gives you so much information to contact them there's no excuse not to talk to them, like backwards stalking

"So how did you date go?"

"Horrible. This chick is b stalking me. I have her facebook, cell, home, e-mail...."

b stalking by Jennay200812 June 25, 2008

Car stalking

one drives around a parking lot unable to find a vacant automobile terminal, causing one to locate a person who appears to be making their way towards their automobile. Once located one must then drive slowly behind said person until they arrive at their vehicle, wait for them to enter their vehicle and leave and, upon their departure, promptly insert ones automobile into the recently vacant automobile terminal

John: hey, did you find a spot this morning?
Matt: no man, I was car stalking this woman all the way across the parking lot! Turns out she was going to the bus

Car stalking by EvanPalm March 4, 2010