attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) 

A person with an attention span less than one second due to chronic masturbation, video gaming and schnauzer banging as a youth. People with this condition can't even commit to taking a shit when they are already on the toilet. The only way to grab their attention is to talk about fakies, jeeps, weed or seven different kinds of smoke.

Brah, my boss's attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) is off the charts. He was spanking his monkey the other day and he forgot what he was doing!

attention deficit douchebag disorder (ADDB) by Granuppie January 13, 2010

Abercombie and Fitch wearing douchebag 

a guy who wears A&F clothes all the time and everyday, and acting like some douchbag, sort of like a guido.

guy 1: you see that guy over there?

guy 2: yeah.

guy 1: he's a fucking Abercombie and Fitch wearing douchebag, he wears Abercombie and Fitch every single day.

guy 2: yea, that guy is a fucking guido.

Abercombie and Fitch wearing douchebag by Ben_Dover69 May 18, 2009

Liberal douchebag 

People that give the Democratic party a bad name, they hate America whilst living in it. All parts of it, especially:

A) Soldiers
B) Corporations
C) Government

Despite having all three need a shitload of straightening up, yet necessary to the USA, Liberal Douchebags blame America for everything.

Nonsensical hippy-tard in Berkeley, Belmont, or Santa Cruz: AMERIKKKA SUCKS! FUCK THE TROOPS! ALL THEY DO IS ADVANCE THE FAT WALLETS OF KORPORATE SKUMMMM!! *burns an American flag*
Rational person: Shut the fuck up, liberal douchebag.

See author Dolphin_X for a good definition of a liberal douchebag.

Liberal douchebag by OLOL October 5, 2007

dirty douchebag

Exactly like filthy hobag, only masculine in connotation. However, without modification, this word can be applied to a female. This person thinks the world of himself, and would use any situation or relationship to his advantage and would not think twice about hurting anyone and anything to get what he wants. May have multiple partners concurrently or consecutively, and is typically "loose" with his libido. This person is a control freak and will manipulate situations that aren't going his way. Very jealous over successful relationships and often can be found attempting to wreck them.

(eric) is such a dirty douchebag. He's been through 6 breakups since I've been with (cindy) and every time he comes around trying to turn us against each other.

dirty douchebag by Elkrampo7 September 30, 2006

Noob Tuber Douchebag 

A fucking cod player who is so retarded that they have to use the most pointless weapons ever and spam the fucking trigger.

Kevin is such a noob tuber douchebag, he went 74-2 on me.

Noob Tuber Douchebag by Spirit Platypus April 25, 2011

Seasonal Affective Douchebag 

Those who suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder and become nasty in December for that and the usual reasons.

I think Dad should spend December in another country, he's become too much of a Seasonal Affective Douchebag.

Seasonal Affective Douchebag by funkspiel December 4, 2009

karen the douchebag 

That one person in your group of friends who everybody hates. If you dont think that there is a karen the douchebag in your group, its probably you.

Oh my god, karen the douchebag is coming! oh HEY kar! hows it goin' kar?

karen the douchebag by stully August 9, 2006