solar vortex

the copious amounts of sunshine in Southern California as the rest of the country freezes in a 'polar vortex'

dang... 72 degrees again. I'll never get to wear my new designer windbreaker/gloves/boots if this solar vortex doesn't break soon.

solar vortex by LA-Blue February 10, 2014

Solar blowjob 

Getting a blow job during a solar eclipse.

Q: Did you see the solar eclipse yesterday
A: Little bit, my girl was giving me a solar blowjob.

Solar blowjob by The coytness August 24, 2017

Solar Moment 

When a british person says something involving politics, looking down on another country or just stupid or random

British man: “America Bad, England better”
Man: solar moment

Solar Moment by RobloxSavage024 February 3, 2021

solar flares

prominences of super-heated plasma expelled by the sun

The temperature on Mercury rises when there is increased activity of solar flares from the sun.

solar flares by Anonymous November 3, 2003

solar eclipse 

The solar eclipse is a multiple step process and is extremley difficult (Best done in a dark room).
1. Stretch your ball skin so it resembles the move the batwing
2. You put a flashlight behind the stretched skin. If done correctly there should be a white circle, the "sun".
3. Then take your other hand and slowly push one of your testicals across the circle of light.
4. Admire your great feat.

The difficulty is holding the skin tight while holding the flashlight in place while pushing the balla across.

Guy #1: Dude last night Nick pulled the Solar Eclipse on me when I went into my room.

Guy #2: Oh shit, Nick has skills. That move is fucking hard to pull off.

solar eclipse by That Mike Kid January 10, 2009

Solar Power 

“Solar Power” is the first single and title track from New Zealand singer-songwriter Lorde’s third studio album. Unexpectedly released in 2021 after her nearly 4 year long break, the music video for Solar Power gained over 3 million views in just 24 hours without practically any significant promotion from Lorde or her label. The carefree vibe of the song along with the theme of self-love and letting go of your past's burdens is a call for using nature to escape the chaos and stress of everyday life.

Oh my Lorde, she's finally back. And with Solar Power.

Solar Power by MelodramaticMoose June 12, 2021

solar fever 

A sudden rush of sickness after excessive exposure to pretentious indie bullshit.

Bob was at the Spanish Moon all night last night. He came home and puked his guts out -- classic solar fever.

solar fever by Pseudonym1984 May 22, 2011