Co-porker 

A co-porker is a female who enjoys sleeping with married men at work. They can hardly be called a co-worker as that would imply that work is being accomplished. Rather, they spend their time porking. Co-porkers are usually trashy and have herpes.

"My husband treats his office like most men treat a pick-up bar. He always seems to find the office co-porker within two weeks of beginning a new job."

"Colleen is the office co-porker, go ahead and take a shot at her, the rest of us already have."

Co-porker by Meg Kelso October 5, 2006

porkeling 

As coined by Denny Crane (Boston Legal), porkeling is the imitation of snorkeling in a sexual conext.

His penis was porkeling toward her vagina as though he were exploring the great barrier reef

porkeling by Thomas J April 4, 2006

porker 

An extremely obese person (often one who has no intention of doing anything about their weight).

"Look at that porker! He looks like he's just emptied all the fast food restaurants in town!"

porker by Takoti September 14, 2005

parked a tiger 

The post tense of having parked ones stomach contents somewhere. The term is most appropriate for sudden involuntary regurgitation where the parking site is particularly unfortunate, and causes distress for all concerned.

I'm never taking a drunk scrubber home again; the last one parked a tiger in my bed!

parked a tiger by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

parked in 

The state of being unable to enter your vehicle because some dickhead parked too close to the door. The solution to this is usually to have to enter the other side of the vehicle and climb through, although if you're parked in on both sides, you are hosed.

I got parked in by some dickhead in a mini the other day. I smashed all the windows and tipped the damn thing over.

parked in by Trinadtsat Tomitsu December 28, 2007

porkestra 

1. The sound made by a large group of fat people. Contains noises of grunting, farting, burping, skin flaps rubbing, with a constant undertone of heavy breathing and wheezing.

2. The sound made by a fat person as they snore while simultaneously farting and burping. Immediately followed by a toxic smell that kills even termites.

Good lord, there are so many lard asses in here it sounds like a porkestra. Uh, and the smell...

porkestra by Ronald Burgandrew April 26, 2010

poked up

When someone literally gets "poked" up as in stabbed.

Yo this nigga was punkin me, so you know he got poked up.

poked up by yatusabes March 2, 2008