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powdered creamers

Small breasts of an elderly woman, usually of a saggy nature.
My old lady left me, but she gots them powdered creamers anyway.

Powdered poof

The act of inserting copious amounts of cocaine into the rectum of your partner then proceeding to have them fart it out into your face.
Me and my girlfriend Maggie did the powdered poof last night. Ended up looking like a 18th century monarch
Powdered poof by YungDiqCheez February 17, 2020

Powdered Margarita Rim 

The "Powdered Margarita Rim," (P.M.R.) is the colloquial term for when one individual smears cocaine onto their nostrils (note: not the entire nose, strictly the nostrils), and another individual enters the scene, mentally preparing to snort, and subsequently snorting, the drug off the slathered nostrils by pressing their own against them. Of note: it is typical P.M.R. etiquette for the slathered sniffer to flare the nostrils prior to the snorter pressing their nostrils against the snortee's. This allows for the snorter to have more surface area as they prepare to engage in the sensual experience of binding their nostrils to the snortee's. While this moment is fleeting, some have deemed its emotional intensity comparable to events such as marriage, divorce, and child birth.
In bar.

Bobby: I would like to engage in a nostril-to-nostril hit.

Johnny: As would I - shall we?

Ramsay onlooker in bar: Ah, the Powdered Margarita Rim - I haven't seen one of those in years..

Heated brillo powdered donut ring

The new brand of cereal / or a person who stays out all night and in the alley and smokes crack and develops a white glaze around the lips and has no desire to drink water or anything else for that matter but has all the energy in the world to drop to his knees and looking and get on the ground and look for that $5 crack rock that he didn't
Damn look at that heated brillo powdered donut ring around that niggaz mouth why he still searches for that five piece he didn't drop

Ignorant Pompous Powdered Ass (IPPA) 

An individual consumed by their irrational belief that they are better than others based on a large quantity of money they in a hard way. They typically reek of arrogance and have no concept of harsh times. Usually sheltered from opposing viewpoints, that threaten their fragile understanding of how the real-world works, they are impressively narrow minded. IPPA's are typically well educated and mostly come from well-to-do families. They believe deep down they are truly a good person although others may see them as full of themselves and judgmental. Although many do not see, behind this fancy curtain of success lies a frail, insecure and unworthy identity desperately trying to fill the empty void in their lives. BEHOLD! THE MIGHTY IPPA!
Bro 1: "Dude that Ignorant Pompous Powdered Ass (IPPA) just tried to act better than me, but I saw right through him and shut him down."
Bro 2: "Gnarly bro! Ista karma on that powdered ass!"
Bro 1 & Bro 2: "DUUUDE!"

Powdered Doughnut 

The act of performing fellacio on a female during a severe Yeast infection.
The resulting term originated from the look of the facial area when the
person comes up for air.
The white yeast particles tend to stick to the nose and lips,
thus giving the impression the person has been eating "Powdered Doughnuts"
Jim was so hungry for Sally's pink stink hole that he went down despite her raging yeast infection.
He finished so fast he forgot to wipe his face off and we all thought
he had been eating POWDERED DOUGHNUTS, until he told us what he did.
Then we all threw up...
Powdered Doughnut by e-rips December 8, 2003