mission viejo

City in Orange County. Mostly all white, upperclass. Filled with 40 year olds who look 20 thanks to monthly botox injections. Kids' first cars are BMWs that they use to drive to gorgeous beaches everyday after school. Perfect weather, natives feel its the center of the world. Quite "the bubble."

You're from Mission Viejo, California? Hows the weather?
Constantly perfect.

mission viejo by mike rosh November 8, 2008

mission critical 

Tired phrase that is over used in the business world to describe dire or crucial needs. This term gained wide use starting in the mid-1990s and really should go away.

It's mission critical that all systems must be operational.

mission critical by gollen October 22, 2003

Mission and a half 

A task so prolonged or difficult, it seems as though you're taking on more than you bargained for. Once completed, you feel so irritated (or relieved, depending on the situation) that you can't help but talk about it to someone.

Sophie: I didn't get picked up yesterday afternoon and had to walk home. It took me two bloody hours!

John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.

Mission and a half by MysteryGirl05 November 19, 2013

mission mode

An extreme sense of task orientation that causes a person (usually male) to focus exclusively on the job at hand at the expense of social graces and pleasantries.

My wife: "I know we're going on a long trip... But we're packed now so you can at least smile. No need to be in mission mode all the time!"

mission mode by Mission man July 5, 2014

Mission Accumplished 

When your only goal is to shoot your hot load all over the face of the person you just had sex with (in the missionary position) and you succeed.

Steve pulled out of Jenny just in time to cover her face in his man slime. Mission accumplished!

Mission Accumplished by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 26, 2017

Mission A-Corn-Plished Burger 

A burger served with corn salsa!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Mission A-Corn-Plished Burger, it comes with corn salsa!"

Mission A-Corn-Plished Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Mission Viejo High School

Mission Viejo high School. Known as the diablos. School was founded in 1896 by Adam Fay, he built the school out of beaver wood and 4X4 bricks. MVHS is was known for its football team, only because Mark Sanchez was on team. When Lautaro Sobrero was principal at the school, he decided to add three more building to the school; which would include the English as a Secondary Language, Adult Program, and a fully functioning chemistry lab. MVHS is also known for having a tutorial program, where fellow students waste their time in a orderly fashion.

Mark Sanchez Mission Viejo High School

Mission Viejo High School by APEA January 10, 2010