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Hoagie Haven 

A small sandwich shop in the Village of Princeton, NJ. Specializes in making hot hoagie sandwiches that appeal to the palates of drunken Princeton University Students. Some of their famous sandwiches include the Big Cat, Heart Stop, Fat Lady and the Bloch. On any given weekend one can walk down Nassau St. to Hoagie Haven wasted and enter the small sandwich shop run by Hispanic men that love to listen to techno music. Rumor has it that it was Hoagie Haven's revolutionary sandwiches that the Czech rowing team feasted on that led them to their olympic gold medal in the 2004 Olympics.
Hey I'm pretty drunk and hungry, let's go to Hoagie Haven and grab a sandwich.
Hoagie Haven by Shirley Tilghman January 21, 2006
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hobaline 

1. the highest form of prostitution
2. the skankiest of whores
3. a high class hobbit prostitute
4. a skanky high school girl who wears too much eye makeup and attracts racoons who may possibly have rabies
Tha girl loks like she put her eye makeup on with a paint roller. She must be a hobaline.

Canoodling Hoagie 

To canoodle is to cuddle, pet, caress, etc. fondly.

A sandwich is a food item usually consisting of more than one (most likely three) layerable food.

A hoagie is very much like a sandwich (and is considered to be a kind of one by many) but is different in the sense that they consist of a much greater number of layers of food.

A canoodling sandwich consists of three people fondly caressing, snoggling, cuddling each other in one place at one time.

A canoodling hoagie is much like that of a canoodling sandwich but with much more people (usually four to ten).
As I passed by the seating area during cocktail hour, I witnessed Emma and Dustin cuddling in the corner of one of the couches. Greg saw them and joined in on the action. I walked away.

Roughly thirty minutes later, I passed by again, but this time, Ken, Juliette, Tim, Helena, Colin, and Hugh had all found their places on the couch. The canoodling hoagie had been formed and didn't seem like it was going to dissipate any time soon.

hoagie-shack 

verb; "When a man places his wiener between the breasts of a lady."
Sarah Silverman quote from the movie 'I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With'. She asks Jeff Garlin's character if he's ever had a hoagie-shack?
hoagie-shack by Greg V. May 21, 2008
Hoager - When a woman is being unreasonable about a subject that is irrelevant.
Timmy was sure to let Sally know she was a hoager for bitching about ignorant bullshit while he was trying to eat.
hoager by SimonClint April 25, 2017

Hobacious 

-adjective
(1) Having the general appearance or behavior of a hobo. (2) Laying about in an untidy, slovenly fashion. (3) Just being a straight up bum.
Michelle- "Man look at those guys just laying around on the ground by their trucks."
Nick- "Yeah it really looks like a regular hobo camp around here."
Sir- "Man, thats some pretty hobacious ass shit."
Hobacious by lcpl boles June 4, 2009

Hoagiefest

A WaWa festival. Best hoagies out there for a great price. Just can't be beat.
I just got an amazing hoagie for $2.99 during WaWa's Hoagiefest!