second choice hamster 

Someone that you would hook up with when you can't get with your first choice. The name is a reference to when you were a little kid and you went to the pet store and you wanted something cute, like a puppy or a bunny or a kitty, but your mom said NO, so you got a stupid little hamster instead.

He's totally my second choice hamster, so I only went to see him for a few minutes after I got with the guy I really like.

second choice hamster by Tweeples June 5, 2013

hamster thot 

hamster thot is another name for hoe. Usually with buck teeth, and named khloe.

"omg khloe your such a hamster thot look at your teeh!"

hamster thot by dickmaster2014 June 3, 2014

Haseeb 

The name Haseeb (حسيب) is of Arabic origin (usually Muslim). The root when used in Arabic as a verb means "to reckon" or "to calculate or ascertain". The best translation of the name means a person held in high esteem and given the ability to distinguish right from wrong.

All of the other definitions given here are wrong and one person using the name "Peter James Bromfield" is a racist troll, not me and my real name is being used there.

هل دسرت حاسب في جامع؟

Did you study Caculus at University?

I would call him a Haseeb... He is so full of wisdom and good judgement.

Haseeb by Peter Bromfield September 24, 2017

Doping The Hamster 

To intoxicate ones self by inserting drugs up the anus.

"Man, I spent all night doping the hamster with that ecstacy you got me, dude."

Doping The Hamster by Nick Fearns December 9, 2003

Hasterfag 

To bluntly insult and/or spam someone continuously.

That guy is totally hasterfagging me!

Hasterfag by shshsh1 August 28, 2009

haseena 

Haseena is the most selfless girl. She’s hot, feisty, humble and knows what she wants. She has a contagious laugh and can laugh for hours. She can flip anyone’s day around and would do anything for the people she loves. She cannot be replaced and leaves her mark. She’s the bestest best friend/girlfriend someone could have and has the ride or die attribute. She has gorgeous seductive eyes and a heart of gold. She doesn’t even have to try in order to gain attention, she naturally recieves it...

She never gives up on any difficult situation and won’t till her last breath, She’s a strong individual and only some are lucky to have a Haseena in their life.

boy : shes so perfect

boy : shes called haseena

haseena by ux-hh January 22, 2019

Hamter 

It is a misspell of the word Hamster but it is said when someone sees a hamster it's usually said without context.

Guy1: Have you seen my pet Hamster?

Guy2: Hamter

Guy1: what

Hamter by Coolboy445 February 19, 2022