fasces 

A bundle of sticks held together by a cord. The word fascist came from this. In a fascist government, the sticks are the people held together by the cord, or leader.

Fascist actually came from the word fasces.

fasces by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

fapterial 

Material for fapping.

Fapterial is generally deposited in a spank bank

Hey, go put that fapterial to good use, then get a good night sleep. You've got work in the morning.

fapterial by Coat April 2, 2009

farter 

n. Someone who farts excessively and thus smells like fart all the time.

Pe-eww! That chick is a farter fo' sho'.

farter by Rastamuffin June 5, 2010

go-faster's  

Term which originated in the military in reference to running shoes.

You little shits better find some go-faster's or I will PT you til you fucking die.

go-faster's by B. Pietsch February 3, 2008

Wal-farter 

A nasty, fat, greasy-haired piece of white trash who shops only at Wal-Mart, and thinks Kathy Lee Gifford Clothes are Haute Couture, and buys everything in jumbo economy sizes. Wal-Farters are most common in Southern US States.

"Did you see that ugly, fat, Wal-Farter heading this way carrying the 100 roll toilet paper economy pack on her head?"

Wal-farter by poontang June 17, 2006

Harold Faltermeyer 

The man who did the soundtrack for the movies Beverly Hills Cop 1, 2 & 3. He is notably the person responsible for composing the song Axel F, which has been ripped off and made more annoying by a frog with his penis hanging out of his pants.

I turned on the TV one day to find out that someone had ruined a good song by using a frog with a small cock. They better have payed Harold Faltermeyer heaps of money for this tradgedy.

Harold Faltermeyer by Pirate Jonno December 4, 2005

fastest hands in the west 

When you have a short time limit on finishing. Examplewise when you have morning wood but have to leave for work or school in about 5 minutes, you need to have the "fastest hands in the west" to get off in time. Can also be used for someone using as little time as possible masturbating.

Wow, Joe finished jacking off in under a minute? He must have the "fastest hands in the west"!

fastest hands in the west by Loser with fast hands November 9, 2019