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God's waiting room

A word used to describe any town or village with a high percentage of elderly people such as Tampa Florida, Worthing, UK, Eastbourne, UK
Eastbourne? Don't make me move to God's waiting room, i've still got my own teeth you know
God's waiting room by Wixon November 1, 2007

cluster waiting to fuck 

A large or obviously sham filled situation that is doomed to failure, but much like the lemmings you can do nothing to stop it. Just hope when you encounter it in the wild that you are a voyeur and not a participant.
Johnny could obviously tell that the lemmings' summer retreat seminar and the Acapulco cliff diving competition was a cluster waiting to fuck and luckily he brought lube and a tripod.
when someone is going crazy or just a little hyper.
Yo, stop whiling.
John, your whiling out.
whiling by Jeremy August 30, 2004

Waiting for a mate 

Excursive phrase popular around UK, Ireland and Australia. Generally said when a higher authoritative figure asks what a youth or group of individuals are doing. Made even more popular by Clinton Smith on an Australian police show when asked what he was doing in a crashed car clearly drunk he simply replied "Just waiting for a mate"
John: Hey man, what you doing here?
James: Waiting for a mate

Peeler: Alright lads, what do you think you're up to?
Chavs: Waiting for a mate
Waiting for a mate by MMtheChav September 22, 2014

What are you waiting for, Christmas? 

A quote from Duke Nukem 3D if you do nothing at all.
Player: * does nothing *
Duke: What are you waiting for, Christmas?
An Australian slang term for one who masturbates excessively.
"Oy mate! No wonder your palms are hairy! You're a regular walinga!"
walinga by Happy Vegemite June 15, 2008