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Vlad The Impaler 

Vlad Tepes, Prince of Wallachia, was a figure in the Medieval era who has become connected with the Dracula legend. Forget bloodsucking, this guy was in to much more hardcore stuff. He impaled friend and foe alike. One he turned back a Turkish army when they saw thousands upon thousands of their comrades dead on wooden stakes. Once, when an envoy refused to take off his turban in his presence Vlad had it nailed to his head.
Of course, this didn't help Vlad when the Reaper came knocking for him. Eventually he was killed, by the Turks or rebellious nobles we cannot be sure. But his head was cut off, preserved in honey to keep it sweet and then stuck on a pole.
Despite his apparently hideous crimes Vlad was a good ruler. He insisted on total loyalty from his people and his ruthlessness aided him in his war against the Turkish invaders. When first ascending to power one of his first moves was to imprison the treacherous boyars who probably killed his father. And rather than heap favours upon old Lords he apparently prefered to knight members of the peasantry.
Although, as we've seen, it wasn't enough to save him.
Vlad The Impaler was a horribly cruel man but an effective warlord and disciplinarian.
Vlad The Impaler by Tyburn January 2, 2008
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Vlad Tepes 

Vlad Tepes (english: Vlad The Impaler) was the voievod (english: Ruler) of Tara Romaneasca (english: Wallachia).
He is commonly known as Dracula because he impaled people.
English guy: Have you heard of Dracula ?

Romanian guy: Yes, but he is based on Vlad Tepes.
Vlad Tepes by Basescu Traian May 31, 2017

Vlad Isaev 90443 

Truecels ibobrohim coper in denial politix coper...
xP yuo are Vlad Isaev 90443 = (im coping) you are Truecels ibobrohim coper in denial politix coper...
Vlad Isaev 90443 by page_trollsans November 24, 2021

Vlad Tenev 

The Biggest Douche in the Universe.

CEO of Robinhood. Hypocrite. Corporate Puppet. Liar. Lifetime Perpetual cuck.

Tenev created an investing app called Robinhood. He claims it's made to empower the average person. The companies slogan is "Democratizing Investing For All". But when a collective of average people decided to invest & enrich itself and stick to the uber rich, so called "Robinhood" defended the fat cats.

Vlad "The Cuck" Tenev made this decision and that therefore makes him The Biggest Douche in the Universe.
"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev

Vlad Deprivation 

Not seeing/talking to Vlad in so long you’re

gonna die.
“I haven’t seen Vlad in a week
“O NO! You must have Vlad Deprivation”
Vlad Deprivation by Joe_Is_Cool November 18, 2019

Vlad's Dick

Known as probably the largest human penis on the planet, Vlad's Dick is definetley not an easy task for any woman, only the brave can handle the gurth of such a gigantic and monumental schlong.
Person 1 : Damn, that guy Vlad has such a huge punisher

Person 2 : Well yeah, it's Vlad's Dick, it's got to be big.