skizzer 

skizzer: a buzz-word/name/handle referring to pseudo-intellectual references to psychiatric terminology. Root word: schizoid - emotionally detached - feeling out of it, detached, self-reflexively referring to it, but not wanting to pin anybody down about what is going on internally - because other people are too consumed with their own difficulties. Can be a "baiting" word to enable people to make lame half baked statements & to reference their own attention-deficit condition or manner

"Hey, check out the skizzer dude."
"Wasn't he catatonic?"
"You mean he didn't move a muscle for 8 hours?"
"Shut the fuck up."

skizzer by Mel_Skizzer June 9, 2012

Snizzle 

Slang for Snap Chat.

Snizzle me dem tits

Snizzle by dasnizzler August 20, 2013

Shizzel 

the frizzy paper stuff on the side of a piece of paper that you pull out of a notebook.

"When my math teacher collected my homework, she asked me to remove the shizzel from my paper."

Shizzel by Some person... December 8, 2006

snizzle on ma nizzle 

suck my dick

c'mon baby just snizzle on ma nizzle

snizzle on ma nizzle by LoCo December 10, 2003

Snizzy

noun, 1. a loudmouth who can’t keep her shit on the down low; 2. a slut; 3. the equivalent of a snitch.

Hey, so don't tell anyone about the prank.

Madeline want to know our prank???

Snizzy, don't fuck this up!

Snizzy by yayarea415650510 June 2, 2010

Shizzed 

Verb- When you reach an orgasm and you accidentally crap out your ass.

Frat Guy #1- "I was hooking up with that slut and I really had to take a shit so I decided just to finish, and when I jizzed I jizzed so hard a little bit of shit came out"

Frat Guy #2- "Dude you totally SHIZZED! It's when you jizz and a little bit of shit comes out

Shizzed by Houston March 30, 2009

snizel 

snizel, weather formation , snow , sleet and freezing rain at the same time.Snizel is common in the southern portions of the country , not cold enough to make real snow but cold enough to coat roads and power lines with copious amounts of ice. It is claimed by the drivers of these areas the snizel is more dangerous to drive on than snow , but the hazard is compounded by the fact that drivers in these areas are also know to be complete retards at driving. It is possible to predict snizel with out seeing the first weather forecast. If you go to the grocery store the shelves will be completely devoid of bread milk and eggs. People who live in snizel prone ares are also known to be highly excitable.Which may be the reason for the higher incidents of vehicle accidents during a snizel event.
The highway safety council has come up with new recommendations for highway safety for snizel events.
1. Remove the battery from your car, and give it to your neighbor.
2. Get out the booze and get knee walking commode hugging drunk.

3 when the hang over is done the roads will be clear of snizel.

The weather forecast is for wintry mix of snizel.

snizel by wizardman42 February 5, 2010