sludge 

The poop you have after you drink a bunch of coffee.

I sure enjoy it when I have to take a sludge.

sludge by miss milk December 12, 2010

cunt sludge 

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.

Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!

cunt sludge by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007

redneck sledding 

redneck sledding: the act of using cardboard to slide down hills (usually at overpasses) in the absence of snow.

Given the lack of snow and elevation change in the South, Rednecks had to improvise. Therefore cardboard is used to break the friction co-efficient of dry grass on the side of interstate highway overpasses, usually accompanied by screams of YEEE-HAW!

Hey Bubba, after you finish skinning that armadillo, let's take the box your above-ground pool came in and head to the overpass for some redneck sledding!

redneck sledding by paintfiction July 30, 2006

nazi sled

a german automobile such as: BMW, or a Mercedes Benz

Damn that's one good looking nazi sled!

nazi sled by currline September 9, 2006

sledneck 

A term used to define a person from a mountain state, no fucking flatlanders, that tears it up on a snowmobile.

D'you see that fuckin sledneck who wrecked his shit into a tree?

sledneck by Hitman537 December 23, 2005

The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer  

A highly complex sexual maneuver involving a crane, various engines, nautical equipment and fire. Its origin is unknown, and it has only been performed once in the history of mankind. While the exact procedure remains unclear, it continues to be recognized as one of the world's most dangerous sexual acts.

Kevin: Dude, Mike was the only one to perform the Puerto Rican sledgehammer and survive. He came out of it with just a broken wrist!
Max: Boobies!

The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer by SexSarge69 January 21, 2009

Bob Sledding

The act of laying the erect penis along the buttcrack and essentially titty banging the butt-cheeks. This takes place until ejaculation, resulting in a winter wonderland.

If you'd like to titty fuck her, but her boobs are too small, try Bob Sledding.

Bob Sledding by wtfdeejay October 18, 2011