phoner 

an erection that occurs when an individual fantasizes about having a cool smart phone because in reality, their current phone is totally lame. Can sometimes result in orgasm.

Susan: Well Alan asked me to google the nearest car wash on my droid and next thing you know, im stuck to the wall and soaking wet :/

Agatha: I am sorry friend, sounds like a total phoner.

phoner by pops5678 July 15, 2011

Phoner 

Pronounced (Phone-er)
When the phone in your pocket gives the illusion to others that you have a boner

Jill: "Woah.. is that your phone??"
Jack: "no, its my phoner"

Phoner by ajdiffee September 11, 2011

phoner 

(n) Occurs when one's phone lays in his front pocket in such a way that the apearance of a raging erection is simulated.

Person 1: Yo man, Eric fell asleep and I think he's got a boner!

Person 2: No way - he's definitely pulling a phoner.

phoner by MutherFacker September 28, 2011

Phoner 

when one unexpectedly receives a text from a hot girl and becomes aroused.

Person 1: dude when i was sitting in class, haley texted me and i got the biggest "phoner"

Person 2: Dude haley's is so hot

Phoner by reallyloudspeakers October 29, 2011

Phoner 

A term used when one's phone forms a bulge in their pocket, and is mistaken for an erection.

Phoners are usually found in men who wear jeans or extremely tight pants.

Guy 1: Dude, is that a Boner?

Guy 2: Nah man, I just have a Phoner.

Phoner by Moondoggie October 15, 2012

Phoner 

Noun: foh-ner A Boner induced by a sexual voice heard over the phone.

"Damn girl, you sound sexy, I have a very large phoner"

Phoner by Allok January 9, 2013

Phoner 

When the outline of your phone can be seen through your jeans.

*Guy sits down and sees his phone through his jeans*

"Dang, I've got a huge phoner right now."

Phoner by TYBGriff September 9, 2013