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Cuntpunch 

To fire you fist violently between a womans leg, possibly forcing your whole fist into her vagina causing a massive popping sound.
"OMG Chewat just cuntpunched Laura"
"I know, the pop could be heard for miles"

Cunt Punt 

To kick a female in the genital region, typically after pulling some SJW bullshit.
Yo, I really wanted to cunt punt Carol after she told me there were more than two genders.
Cunt Punt by Kie-Guan Jinn January 27, 2017

cunt punt 

Nick, michelle got me so mad today I did a cunt punt and walked away. Lol
cunt punt by Birdman2000 May 23, 2015

Knock-Knock Cunt Punt 

When a normal cunt punt is not deemed appropriate for a situation requring the maneuver must to be excuted with a maximum level of stealth refer to the Knock-Knock Cunt Punt. Approach the target and present them with a knock knock joke, once they engage and ask "who's there" proceed to execute a 50 yard cunt punt. This level of deception is immaculate and unavoidable.
Him: "Want to hear a knock knock joke??"
Her: "OFC!"
Him: "Knock Knock"
Her: "OMG OMG WHOS THERE!?!?!?!?!?!??!"

Him: ****Knock-Knock CUNT PUNT*****
Him: "Take that you dick fart!!!!!"

cunt punt code 

a cole that detemines when someone should be cunt punted.
you should not cunt punt your own mother, sister and under no circumstances should a pregnant woman be cunt punted.
But a jerkette, cock block jerkette, better that you cunt, bitch ect. is cunt punt worthy.
cunt punt code by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009

cunt punt in the FUPA

drop kicking a bitch in the cooter which jiggles the fat upper pussy area
cunt punt in the FUPA cooter fat upper pussy area