chimp 

/tʃɪmp/ Noun. Portmanteau of "child" and "pimp". Derogatory word for an adult, usually a parent, who exploits a child for online views and monetary gain. Usually applied to "influencers" who lack the talent to obtain followers authentically. Examples of chimps include Abbey Lee Miller, Teri Shields, and Melissa Gisoni.

That chimp doesn't care if child-abusers have access to their children.

chimp by I-dislike-chimps July 1, 2025

chimp

someone who is both a chud and a simp simultaneously

he really did that? what a chimp!

chimp by seesnaw April 9, 2026

CHIMP OUT 

An aggressive and violent outburst by a black person, such as tantrums of chimpanzees or baboons straight out of National Geographic's nature shows.

O.J. really did chimp out with Nicole by slashing her throat.

CHIMP OUT by O. W. Tongueincheek February 13, 2023

Chimp Food 

Fried chicken and rice and pea. These food items are never paid for, always stolen, because as everyone knows "chimp no need pay mon".

Chimp in takeaway: me wan' fried chicken and rice and pea mon.

Assistant: One portion of Chimp Food? That will be £4.50 please.

Chimp (before running away): chimp no need pay mon.

Chimp Food by Benny Twadge May 18, 2009

chimp slap

Chimp slap is the worst form of slapping. Where as most slaps hurt your cred as a person not property, the chimp slap is the truly physical slap. Usually accompanied by broken noses, dislocated/wired jaws, black eyes, and worst case scenarios blindness or facelifts. Also known as a “Yeti Slap” due to in know way can a sasquatch lightly pimp slap your face.

"Damn that bish just got Chimp Slaped!"

chimp slap by Kc_canine February 24, 2009

chimp out 

When an individual or a group of individuals of African descent throw(s) a tantrum.

"Did you see those clowns chimp out after George Floyd sodomized himself to death with all that fentanyl?"

chimp out by KiggerNike June 14, 2023

chimp choker

A fan of the world's greatest football team HARTLEPOOL UNITED. Derived from the legend of the Hartlepool monkey

Chimp chokers are at least two steps up the evolutionary ladder from Mackems

chimp choker by leeny burghers July 29, 2003