Minecraft Warden 

Minecraft's equivalent to Terraria's dungeon guardian.

Person 1: Bro that new Minecraft warden's so op!
Person 2: Yeah it's practically the dungeon guardian of Minecraft!

Minecraft Warden by Pure Ultimate February 19, 2022

Pissing in One's warm spot 

Taking something that someone finds joy in and describing it as joyless and inferior. Taken from lake swimming where you can find occasional warm spots; telling someone about it may lead them to come over to share the warm spot, only to take a piss.

"I am in love with this video. 1000 musicians got together to play a song to get foo fighters to come to their tiny Italian village."
"I guess. I prefer the actual Foo Fighters version though if I'm going to listen to something."
"Stop pissing in my warm spot."
First person "Pissing in one's warm spot."

Pissing in One's warm spot by GreetingsADM September 4, 2015

masturbate to stay warm 

When someone strokes your ego because you passively prompted them to do so. "Masturbate" relates to the self-love aspect, while "staying warm" relates to the warm feelings received from the compliment.

Sally: I feel so fat! I gained like 3 lbs last month.

Pat: (Thinks: Why does Sally have to always masturbate to stay warm...so annoying...whatever, I'll just play along) You look great, Sally! What are you talking about? You're totally smokin' girl.

Sally: Thank! You always make me feel better.

masturbate to stay warm by Sisterhood of Words April 12, 2017

wardell 

A man who plays the skin flute.

Wardell, stop playing the skin flute already! Your lips may chap.

wardell by Yadamean? May 30, 2006

Nebraskan Warewolf 

When You Chop off a girls pubes and cum on them and then put it on your face and howl like a Wolf!

Nebraskan Warewolf: ARRRUUUUUU!!!!

Nebraskan Warewolf by milky Straws April 23, 2009

warm it up 

Get ready to get some.

Girl, you betta' warm that shit up, cuz imma be over in 20 minutes.

warm it up by Noelle January 22, 2004

warm place to jerk off 

A phrase used to describe any charlie whiskey prior girlfriend who was a fucking psychotic bitch...the only reason you stayed with her was to get in those guts. The crazy ones can usually fuck your wheels off.

Well, what can I say, that bitch was just a warm place to jerk off.

warm place to jerk off by fuck you...I was getting ass September 6, 2005