john 

He is the best dude in the world. He have the biggest dick and he is sexy asf. All the girls want him and he can not choose one

girl 1: You know John?

girl 2: Yes he is sexy asf and I want him to fuck me.

john by john with the biggest dick November 21, 2021

John 

He is honestly the giga chad. Men want to be him and woman want to be with him. A John is ussually very athletic and intelligent even though he doesn't show it.

John makes lesbians turn into straights

John by xd_kuraLitsa November 21, 2021

John 

A simp with homosexual tendencies who likes girls who look like korean soft boys.

Don't go Full John.

John by Mt retr0 November 22, 2021

John 

Drives a mercedes And spitting on all girls when he drives by. Loves to poop and lick women. He can’t park his car loyal, has a arrogant style of parking

that woman got tuff on her face from john

John by Bompyjohnsen November 22, 2021

John 

A cod loving and a loyal man and is super cold

You know John yeah he is super cold

John by Iambisdeadlikeyourmom November 22, 2021

John 

John is a goat did Pog m8 MonkaSathan

Ponka lonka sonka john goat did

John by Nichange November 22, 2021

John 

John is a goat did. MonkaS pog champathan smalls

John is so ponka lonka sonka monka goat champ did m8

John by Nichange November 22, 2021