Deals and Business

Deals and business refers to balls and dick respectively, or more colloquially dick and balls”. It is to be said around women to confuse them and so that they do not know men’s secrets. Other business terms can also be used as code for penis-related terms such as cum

Dan: We need to support the small deals and business in our community
Ethan: A little bit more trade and foreign investment might make the small businesses bigger

Deals and Business by Crackedboi January 4, 2020

Gun dealer 

The unlawful dealing of a firearm from Lander Police Department

Lander Police Department are all gun dealers.

Gun dealer by Xiam August 17, 2018

The Big De-al 

A person who plays basketball but always misses

He was playing like the big de-al

The Big De-al by Richiemunoz February 5, 2014

Drug Dealer

drug dealer
noun: drug dealer; plural noun: drug dealers; noun: drugdealer; plural noun: drugdealers
a person who sells illegal drugs.
"investigators are trying to find the drug dealer who supplied him with the heroin"

Jeff: My bro has just been banged up again for 11 years.

Carl: Maybe the fact he was a well known drug dealer...

Drug Dealer by CannabisKings April 3, 2019

drug dealer minute 

when you text or call your drug dealer and he says he will be there in a "minute." A minute is another word for hour to them so you don't go to another dealer. This can get irritating, especially when you want your drugs.

Heres some help for when this happens:
5 minutes = 30 minutes
15 minutes = 45 minutes
30 minutes = didn't leave his house yet

Vinny: "Yo my dealer said he'll be here in 5 minutes, where the hell is he?!"
Kevin: "It's gonna be atleast another half hour before he comes, he's playin the Drug dealer Minutes"

drug dealer minute by PartyNdBullShiit June 18, 2010

Poop Dealer 

That one guy that is amazing in every way

Guy 1: I’m starving... got anything to eat?
Guy 2: yeah bruh lemme calm up my Poop Dealer real quick, brown green or red?
Guy 1: I’ll get some green and some red, adds to the flavour ya know
Poop dealer: I’m on my way bro.
Both guys 1 & 2 in unison: thanks daddy!

Poop Dealer by Garea August 1, 2019

sugar dealer 

Someone who says thank you with free drugs in exchange for sex like a friend with benefits who leaves a few big buds on the nightstand on his way out the door every two weeks.

I am fresh out of vegetables. Gonna have to text my sugar dealer after the bars close tonight.

sugar dealer by The Wendolyne August 25, 2019