striding the crystal summit 

The act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.

"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."

striding the crystal summit by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

David Crystal 

Author of the bestsellers 'Discover Grammar' and 'Rediscover Grammar' amongst many other works of literary genius, David Crystal is a celebrity in the world of English Language and linguistics.
A man of great talent and skill, well known within most sixth forms and universities in the United Kingdom and even further.

'I don't know anything about grammar, where can I start?'
'I don't know, maybe David Crystal can help!'

David Crystal by Gemma Rowlands March 5, 2009

core crystal 

An item in Xenoblade Chronicles 2 that lets you get new blades. Spend all of yours in hopes of getting a rare blade, only to get all commons.

Rex: Wow! It only took 204 core crystals, but I finally got a rare blade!

core crystal by goshdangitmark March 2, 2022

healing crystal 

A crystal that actually used to heal the user back in the days when Faeries roamed the earth. Now used by New Agers that think it still works in modern times.

Naddavitch:"I've had the runs since August 2000. Got anything that could help me?"
Enya:"Here, try my healing crystal."

healing crystal by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 6, 2007

Harris Crystal Palace 

The deadest school ever, the yr 11s are one of the neekiest kids ever and the teachers are just wafflers like mr slade i hope someone catches Corona and the school has to close

Im in Harris Crystal Palace

Harris Crystal Palace by T1.Sav March 15, 2020

Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! 

Phrase used for conveying sudden and extreme frustration.

Johnny: Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Mark: Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! Who ask’s that?

Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! by Help525600 October 18, 2020

liquid crystal 

mix drink consisting vodka, tequila, bacardi rum, everclear, gin with sprite or 7up, guaranteed to get you fucked up.

ive been on that liquid crystal all night

liquid crystal by joshua001 February 27, 2007