Nuts 

Description of something that is unbelievable, crazy, and something that person should never do again.

Joe wearing his wife beater to that wedding is absolutely nuts.

Nuts by Déjame comer tu culo mami April 29, 2019

Flip my nuts

1. Getting extremely annoyed and angered by another to the point of extreme insanity
2. so bored, annoyed, unhappy, etc. with life that you
are at your breaking point and you flip out.

1. If we dont do anything tonight ima flip my fucking nuts!
2. If I see that fucking biatch again I'm seriously gonna flip my nuts!

Flip my nuts by RaMDaY July 19, 2005

nuttsacker 

A move in chess where you knock over the opponents pieces with your nutsack.

Finklehelm - 'Ha ha, checkmate'
Marmaduke - 'Oh no, you got me with the old nuttsacker...'

nuttsacker by Sam March 17, 2005

Nuttered 

Verb: The removal of balls

To have your balls removed.

Is Romeo nuttered?

Nuttered by Mike&Melissa November 18, 2011

nutin 

The act of cumming

Tim was nutin when his mother walked in

nutin by Kitkat4356 November 13, 2016

roasted nuts 

noun

1. roasted edible nuts.
2. the result of holding your laptop in your lap for too long, and the battery gets hot.
3. the result of abusing the seat heater in your car.

the last two definitions can apply to girls as well, but the result is more like roast beef

1. these roasted nuts suck! they're unsalted!
2. no wonder dell recalled those notebooks. they roast your nuts off.
3. dude, chill with the seat warmer, i'm roasting here.

roasted nuts by spoot September 11, 2006

Lady Nuts 

American slang for ovaries

"I'd love to hang out today, but my lady nuts have me laying low with this crimson tide."

Lady Nuts by M.L. Faire June 22, 2015