Vated 

slang; short for elevated. Used to express liking or admiration of something, or express a heightened feeling of self (ie: being happy, feeling stoned, or feeling accomplished)

Dude 1: Did you try Marcus' new bud yet?
Dude 2: Yes I smoked some yesterday was vated af.

Vated by Skoobiee Doood December 16, 2017

Vaxxed 

Being made very attractive and/or sexy by way of becoming immune to coronavirus.

I thought she was campy but now she's vaxxed and I'm nosedive-crushing.

Imma post a photo of mine getting vaxxed on Tinder.

Incel + Pfizer = vaxxed = Chad

Vaxxed by Luther Blisss February 24, 2021

valedictension 

When two people are very intensely fighting to be valedictorian in a high school class.

"Kate got a B so now her GPA's down to 4.25"
"Really? Man Hillary will be happy. She hates Kate"
"I know, there's some mad valedictension between them

valedictension by Farajallah November 14, 2007

vaxident 

Post-vaccine automobile accident on roadways, caused by mini-strokes and blood clots in the brain. People are driving off the roads and striking trees -- veering into other cars for head-on collisions -- and apparently losing cognitive function while behind the wheel.

There are many reports of people getting into vaxidents in their vehicles after having received Covid-19 vaccinations.

vaxident by Shitting Pretty July 10, 2021

vexed 

when you're getting well mad about something

john: are u kidding me bruv shut up ur so annoying
alex: why u getting vexed bruv

vexed by ovencleaner October 19, 2019

Vexed 

Vexed means to be stressed. See also vexing which means stressing someone out.

Me: How are you?
Person: I am so vexed!
Me: Oh why?
Person: People are vexing me out!

Vexed by TheVexer March 30, 2012

Valedouchetorian 

The douchiest person in each graduating class.

He commited more douchey acts than anyone in his class and graduated valedouchetorian.

Valedouchetorian by Pavel_Pozharsky March 19, 2011