twinbed 

2 incher

Steven: dude you ready for practice today?
Dan : Totally bro!
Steven*turns around
Daniel: dude you have a twinbed no girls gonna hit that...

twinbed by TwinBedMassive July 18, 2017

Leaf and Twine 

leaf and twine is also known as rolling tobacco.
It is often used by british teens as slang for tobacco. it is also used as code so parents will not find out.

Roman have you got the leaf and twine
Yes thom i do.

Leaf and Twine by JackSweet321 January 11, 2009

Twines 

A set of identical siblings who happen to look alike.

* Ian impregnates his new lover on the beach as they whale watch. They will now give birth to twines any second. *

Twines by MikeIan December 11, 2019

Swine Twine

The length of ribbon, rope, wire, etc...that one uses in the act of Swine Tying.

I need about 15 feet of good Swine Twine to make sure that my slave is tied up very tightly!

Swine Twine by MZ CINNAMON July 16, 2008

Twixed 

To sound cool; radical; or any other such awesomeness.

Present: "That movie is twixed!"
Past: "That movie was twixedid"
Future: "This movie is going to be twixedy"

Refering to a person:
"Cool Coz is twixedik!"

Twixed by Cool Coz October 9, 2004

twned 

Abbreviation of the phrase: 'totally pwned/owned

Can also be twnage: total ownage

I was watching some newbie on Runescape get in a fight with some Level 50 guy. He got twned!

twned by Yhtomit March 6, 2007

Baling twine 

Baling twine can be used to tie anything together and is the strongest material known to man. If aircraft were built out of this and duct tape, they could survive any crash intact.

A: "This climbing rope is frayed and I have to scale the north face of the Eiger."

B: "Use this length of baling twine instead."

Baling twine by fubarderby October 22, 2004