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starcraft 2 

The sequal to the massively popular RTS game which basically copies Warhammer 40k and Starship Troopers. Only difference is, unlike 40k, Starcraft is fun. And it doesn't have a shitty movie based on it like Starship Troopers.

And it IS coming out.
Man #1: Hey, did you know Warhammer 40k came out before Starcraft? Blizzard just steals ideas!

Man #2: Hey, did you know I don't really give a crap? Go play with your dice elsewhere you fatpimply nerd.

Man #1: But there will never be a Starcraft 2!

Man #2: Actually there will be on, as Blizzard announced it on May 19th, 2007!

Man #1: Touche.
starcraft 2 by Raynor June 12, 2007

Starcraft:Ghost

A game that is based on a PC game called Starcraft. The game was suposed to be released in 2006 but rumors say that Blizard, the company that produced starcraft,cancled it. Unlike the original starcraft this was a console based game for X-Box and PS2 ,and rumors suggested of a Gamecube version, and it was a 3rd shooter.
Guy 1:Hey dude you ever here of Starcraft:Ghost?
Guy 2:Yeah it was like fucked up I couldn't keep track
Guy 1:Ok....
Starcraft:Ghost by Firenze May 24, 2007

starcraft 

An incredible real time strategy we Americans made for fun,

although the Koreans took it, and made it their lifestyle, culture, national sport, etc. etc., if a baby born in Korea is unable to defeat the computer at birth, it is dubbed ill and is left for the dead at the local hospis

Any local korean child is most likely able to play starcraft or is at least decent at it (this shows they are american born)Not all Koreans are like this though, some are normal
popular kid enters "gang" of koreans: ehy guys what are you playing?

Koreans: snort snort starcraft hehe lolz

popular kid: o really? nice my uncle works at blizzard he tells me about it... lemme try

*plays*

popular kid: aw dammit the computer beat me! this is hard

Koreans: LOLZ LMAO KGMAOGJASKD JKGSHKGIAS BKJDSDHSFNB GHJDMNHJDM HARHARHAHRAHHR U SUCK L=HAHAHKASGSAGL AJ65479782R8Y IWHRESGB JS WHAT A LOSER

popular kid: wait wtf? cmon it's just a game... ill get better at it, it's pretty fun

Koreans: HARHAHRAHRHA SHUT UP U SUCK

popular kid *getting pissed*: hey why don't you guys shut up, your the losers

Koreans: DHEAsegf fhjsafdsgeasj fvsgjaf jH FDSAGF HSDGAHF DSGF SHBJNAH UR DA LOZAH GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGHJGNFHVJRNFHVGFJRNHGJFRNHVJN

popular kid: *gives signal*

*jocks comes in with baseball bats, cleats, lacrosse sticks, and bb guns*

Koreans: HARAHRAHRHAR ARE THESE UR LOSWER FRIENDSM BFGHESDHARSKF HB

*bang smack slash rack brack*

starcraft 

The Best RTS in the world. Period. However, games like Counter-Strike rank over it, because for one thing, Starcraft games are to long.

Koreans are the best at StarCraft. Yes, it's proven. Korean holds an annual StarCraft tournament, and has T.V. channels devoted to StarCraft. O_o.
A: Hey, do you wanna play StarCraft?
B: HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!
A: Why?
B: 'Cause your Korean! Everyone knows Koreans own everyone in StarCraft!!
starcraft by dskfhsad;fh;a November 30, 2006

starcraft psychology 

Starcraft Psychology is a way to describe a popular mindset while playing Starfact (online). There is actually a different attitude towards playing each with the Zerg, Protoss and Terran races in Starcraft. Recognizing how players usually treat their races in the game, may actually help to avoid mistakes while playing the game.

Here is my advice to noobs:

1) Zerg are thought to be sparable. Players will not "worry" for losing Zerg units. This happens because Zerg are an alien breed where units are quickly made. For this reason players will make quick rushes, waste units and resources and end up with a lack of units for a time when they are really needed.

2) Terrans are at the other extreme. While the cost and time to make them are somewhere in the middle of all 3 races, Terrans are most human-like. As a result players are too careful to send units when they should, probably because of feelings of guilt.

3) Protoss are the most interesting. While they cost the most, and are somewhat easy to kill (when faced the right type of opponent's units), players often treat them like Zerg units (again because they are "alien" looking and "alien" sounding, like Zerg units).
starcraft psychology, as seen in some cases:
1) Zerg units are often sent to slaughter. Instead, rushes should be conducted more carefully.
2) Terran players often can rush and win but choose caution instead. Rather, a player should seize the right moment and attack.
3) Protoss players will send massive amounts dragoons against terran tanks. As a result, unit number is depleated and takes a lot of time to regain. Instead, these players should preserve every unit.
starcraft psychology by Dimon January 24, 2007

starcraft 

Slang for masturbation, especially in one's room, late at night.
Kevin is playing StarCraft in his room again!
starcraft by Brad March 31, 2005