scrooge 

A really cool guy, before he went on an acid trip which caused him to see three hallucinations and turn into a pussy.

At least Scrooge knew that Christmas was a sham.

Bah Humbug!

scrooge by AYB March 13, 2003

scroogey 

Unwilling to give or spend, usually by a selfish person

She filed for a repair quote? What a little scroogey, as if she needed that money, with her big fancy estate

scroogey by Wuhyun November 16, 2015

Cock Scrooge 

A man who won't give sex with anybody, no matter how badly they want it. He will often take sex as long as it is handed to him easily, but he will never try to convince anyone else to have sex with him.

Jake never tries to get sex, what a lazy cock scrooge!

Cock Scrooge by DM692 January 5, 2010

scrooge 

what you say to laugh at someone when they do something embarassing.

person 1:(falls and rips pants, revealing really small schlong.)

person 2: ha! scrooge!

scrooge by Aaron Kim July 21, 2006

scrooge 

1. someone who spoils Christmas

2. a stingy person, a miser

He was a scrooge but he never understood what christmas was about anyway.

scrooge by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2009

scrooted 

Being both screwed and rooted at the same time.
Screwed + Rooted = Scrooted

scrooted by Hendrix February 10, 2003

scrooge house 

the houses in your neighborhood that refuse to put up christmas lights each and every year

exceptions: old people, non-Christians, and vacationing families

bewildered visitor: "Hey, whose scrooge house is that?"

aggravated neighbor: "Oh that's just the Smith's, they're some genuine grinches."

scrooge house by zzil089 December 24, 2008